Weekly Horoscopes: The Signs as Beans

Noah Hunt and Rebecca Chen

Aries: Garbanzo beans

Taurus: Black beans

Gemini: Kidney beans

Cancer: Black-eyed peas

Leo: Pinto beans

Virgo: Lentils

Libra: Mung beans

Scorpio: Great Northern beans

Sagittarius: Lima beans

Capricorn: Cannellini beans

Aquarius: Re-fried beans

Pisces: Haricot beans