The Signs as quotes from the Marx Brothers

Aries – The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. – Karl Marx

Taurus – The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles. – Karl Marx

Gemini – I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. – Groucho Marx

Cancer – They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions. – Karl Marx

Leo – Marriage is a wonderful institution; but, who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx

Virgo – All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses his real conditions of life and his relations with his kind – Karl Marx

Libra – Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

Scorpio – It has drowned the most heavenly ecstasies of religious fervor, of chivalrous enthusiasm, of philistine sentimentalism, in the icy water of egotistical calculation. – Karl Marx

Sagittarius – If money is the bond binding me to human life, binding society to me, connecting me with nature and man, is not money the bond of all bonds? Can it not dissolve and bind all ties? Is it not, therefore, also the universal agent of separation? – Karl Marx

Capricorn – One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know. – Groucho Marx

Aquarius – A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of communism. – Karl Marx

Pisces – All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this specter – Karl Marx