THE SIGNS PROCRASTINATING

Aries – punching the wall

Taurus – putting work into neat piles

Gemini – taking out the trash

Cancer – watching Buzzfeed videos

Leo – roaring into the void

Virgo – doesn’t

Libra – weighing the weights of their sins

Scorpio – fanfiction

Sagittarius – writing #deep stuff

Capricorn – burn popcorn and subsequently set off the alarm

Aquarius – swimming in the shower

Pisces – falling down the stairs