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Weekly Horoscope: The Signs as Being Single on Valentine’s Day

Sage Schaumburg, Entertainment Editor

Let’s kick it back to last year and resurrect “The Signs as…”

Living the single life on St. Valentine’s Day…

Aries – Playing video games and killing everyone on sight because there is no love in war

Taurus – Taking themselves out to Little Caesar’s and eating a whole pizza in their car

Gemini – Falling in love with characters in YA novels more than real people

Cancer – Reading the same fan-fiction over and over again and crying

Leo – “I love myself and don’t need anybody else.”

Virgo – Spending the night in with Mastering Chemistry

Libra – Reminding all of their friends that they are special and loved

Scorpio – Being secretive somewhere

Sagittarius – Getting hot and sweaty at the gym… alone

Capricorn – Ranting about how Valentine’s Day is just a consumerist-oriented day and a shallow interpretation of romance

Aquarius – Netflix and Chill…ed but melted ice-cream because your freezer broke

Pisces – Drawing about 30 different original characters and falling in love with each of them

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Sage Schaumburg, Entertainment Editor

Hey guys! My name is Sage Schaumburg, and I'm a current Senior at MSMS. My official unofficial job is Poll Creator (because I love polls), but my official...

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