The Signs as Regrettable Things you Might Have Said (College Edition)

Aries – “Yeah, I applied to 17 colleges.”

Taurus – “Yeah, I applied to 1 college.”

Gemini – “I’m only applying to Ivy League schools.”

Cancer – “I’m going to open all my decision letters at once.”

Leo – “I’ll turn in my transcript request later.”

Virgo – “I don’t know where to apply to.”

Libra – “I’ll just throw a dart at the map of the United States and choose a school that way.”

Scorpio – “All of my school’s have $75 application fees.”

Sagittarius – “I don’t need to visit their campus.”

Capricorn – “I’m ethnic enough to get a full-ride.”

Aquarius – “I’m poor enough to get a full-ride.”

Pisces – “I just want to live in a city; I don’t care where I go.”