Aries – “Yeah, Taco Bell sounds good right now.”

Taurus – “You’re not my real dad!”

Gemini – “No, I mean, I have a [minority] friend, so it’s okay!”

Cancer – “It’s just a joke!”

Leo – “Yeah, I think communism could work.”

Virgo – “Yeah, I think capitalism could work.”

Libra – “Wanna watch the new Adam Sandler movie?”

Scorpio – “I’ll wake up early tomorrow to do my homework.”

Sagittarius – “I have a new pitch for a movie. It’s about bees.”

Capricorn – “We should name the main character Barry B. Benson!”

Aquarius – “What if they all collect honey but then, like, capitalism or something?”

Pisces – “Greenlight this movie immediately.”