Aries – knives

Taurus – that half-pound slab of steak my roommate bought last semester for some reason

Gemini – the two twins from The Shining

Cancer – some moldy cheese I’ve been meaning to throw out for a while

Leo – cookie dough I never used

Virgo – some takeout chicken tenders that I never reheated

Libra – that 2-liter container of Mountain Dew that my roommate left

Scorpio – all of those water bottles I have

Sagittarius – that thing of butter I never used

Capricorn – mayonnaise

Aquarius – the three-week old fried fish from the cafeteria on Fish Friday

Pisces – the milk that accidentally froze