Dear Vision

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Dear Vision

Kate McElhinney, Staff Writer

Dear Vision,

My blinds seem to have broken, and I don’t know how to fix them. My room is burning up, and I don’t have a fan. I’m getting sunburned trying to do my homework. Any tips? 

 

Sincerely,

Sun is constantly in my eyes

 

Dear Sun is constantly in my eyes,

 

It seems like you are having quite a serious problem. Are you sure that your blinds are actually broken, or could it be a user error? In either case, there’s this wonderful thing called duct tape, and I’m sure someone here could lend you some. In the event that you don’t have any friends to give you tape, you could always buy a tapestry and use it to cover the window. Then your room will be both dark and aesthetically pleasing. Worst case scenario, I would invest in some sunscreen and a nice pair of Ray-Bans.

 

Hoping your skin stays safe,

The Vision

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