Zodiac Signs: Spring Cleaning

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Zodiac Signs: Spring Cleaning

Bryonie Mandal, Social Media Assistant

The Moon will be located on the opposite side of the Earth as the Sun and its face will be fully illuminated on March 21st. This full moon was known by early Native American tribes as the Full Worm Moon because this was the time of year when the ground would begin to soften and the earthworms would reappear. This moon has also been known as the Full Crow Moon, the Full Crust Moon, the Full Sap Moon, and the Lenten Moon. This is also the last of three supermoons for 2019. The Moon will be at its closest approach to the Earth and may look slightly larger and brighter than usual.


Spring is finally here after months of cold winter winds and horrendous tornados and thunderstorms. However, it also means spring cleaning. Take out your mops, brooms, and dusters cause it about to get a lot messier as you try to reorganize and get your life straightened out. It may not be something the Signs want to do, but it’s something necessary.


January 20 – February 18: Once you’ve got your routines in place, you tend to stick with them. You know it so well, you could do your house cleaning blindfolded. Household tip: keep those windows clean and sparkling— your mood will improve a hundred-fold.


February 19 – March 20: What mess? Pisces, you are living in a complete shambles. It’s time to clean. What is cleaning? Start with a good tidy-up. So that you can see the floor. Throw out the trash (recycle, please). Then do your best to get rid of things you haven’t used or worn in a year. Your local homeless shelter will love you. Now start in the kitchen, wash dishes, clean all surfaces. Mop the floor. That’ll do for one day.


March 21 – April 19: If most Aries can’t persuade someone in their family to do the job, they would rather pay a professional than tackle it themselves. No way do they ever want to deal with all those dirty details.


April 20 – May 20: Taurus approaches the job methodically. They will spend quite a long time planning their cleaning strategy. It could be organized room-by-room or task-by-task. Once they have their plan, they’ll get to it.


May 21 – June 20: Most Gemini are a curious mix of everything tidy on the surface, but it’s not so good when you delve down a little. Gemini loves to have a clean house, but they think the cleaning fairies will be along any time now.


June 21 – July 22: Clean and tidy Cancer. Your home is your nest. It is always lovely, warm, welcoming and shiny as a new pin. Do we need to say anything more? Unless it isn’t. Enlist help if you need to. Make a list. Get your cleaning supplies and allocate a room to each family member.


July 23 – August 22: Leo, your personal presentation is beautiful. It really is. Your sense of couture is second-to-none. But your home is often a tip. You just can’t see it. Try taking some photos and examining them carefully.


August 23 – September 22: Cleaning is a way of life for you, Virgo. There’s nothing we can tell you except to maybe ease up a little. However, you’d be very welcome to come to our homes and give them a good scrub.


September 23 – October 22: Oh Libra, your room is a mess. I bet you heard that all the time while you were growing up. Nothing changes, does it? What you need is for your friend, Virgo, to come in and give you a hand. No, you can’t stand back and watch. You need some kind of prize or bribe to motivate yourself. It’s not going to work, is it? We will leave you to your clutter. Keep the blinds down.


October 23 – November 21: Scorpio starts off sloppy but improves with age. However, when you put your mind to it, there’s no-one who can match you in the spring cleaning department. Once you get going (and the best motivation is for you to be incandescent with rage), there’s no stopping you.


November 22 – December 21: Look around. It needs doing, doesn’t it? We know you cleaned the whole place only a month ago, but it’s a big mess again. You aren’t quite in Libra’s league, but still… You need music and a good reason to spring clean, so invite your mother-in-law over for the weekend. There you go.


December 22 – January 19: You love your place to look beautiful, yet you have a lazy streak when it comes to housework. I know you do because I am a Capricorn also. You hate things being untidy, yet you are the worst culprit.

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