Weekly Horoscope: The Signs as Things You Get from the Easter Bunny

Rebecca Chen and Noah Hunt
April 10, 2017

Aries – egg

Taurus – painted egg

Gemini – egg covered in Sharpie marks

Cancer – plastic egg

Leo – crocodile egg

Virgo –  Kinder Surprise Egg

Libra – a sense of longing for the simplicity of childhood

Scorpio – Cadbury Creme Egg

Sagittarius – hard-boiled egg

Capricorn – soft-boiled egg

Aquarius – Fabergé egg

Pisces – caviar