Weekly Horoscopes: The Signs as Toilet Paper
April 18, 2016
Aries- Charmin Ultra Strong
Taurus- Kirkland’s Signature Bath Tissue
Gemini- The stuff they have in the dorm lobbies.
Cancer- Quilted Northern Soft and Strong
Leo- Whole Foods 365 Toilet Paper
Virgo- The kind without the cardboard thing in the middle. You know, the”environmentally friendly” ones.
Libra- Scott Naturals
Scorpio- Charmin BASICS
Sagittarius- Target Up and Up
Capricorn- Charmin Sensitive
Aquarius- Angel Soft
Pisces- Charmin Ultra Soft