Aries- Charmin Ultra Strong

Taurus- Kirkland’s Signature Bath Tissue

Gemini- The stuff they have in the dorm lobbies.

Cancer- Quilted Northern Soft and Strong

Leo- Whole Foods 365 Toilet Paper

Virgo- The kind without the cardboard thing in the middle. You know, the”environmentally friendly” ones.

Libra- Scott Naturals

Scorpio- Charmin BASICS

Sagittarius- Target Up and Up

Capricorn- Charmin Sensitive

Aquarius- Angel Soft

Pisces- Charmin Ultra Soft