Weekly Horoscopes: The Signs as Taco Bell Menu Items

Rebecca Chen/The Vision

Rebecca Chen and Noah Hunt
March 7, 2016

The Signs as Taco Bell Menu Items

Aries: Chicken Quesadilla

Taurus: Small Nachos

Gemini: Hash Browns Covered in Cheese

Cancer: Beefy 5-Layer Burrito

Leo: Nachos Supreme

Virgo: Plain Soft Taco

Libra: Gordita Supreme

Scorpio: Quesalupa

Sagittarius: Breakfast Quesalupa

Capricorn: Quesarito

Aquarius: Smothered Burrito

Pisces: Cantina Power Bowl

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Rebecca Chen, Senior Cartoonist/Copy Editor

Hey there, my name is Rebecca Chen. I enjoy long walks to the bathroom. I am the Senior Cartoonist/Copy Editor/Site Editor/Showcase Editor/Dabbler in the...

Noah Hunt, Editor-in-Chief

My name is Noah Hunt, and I'm editor-in-chief for The Vision. I'm also co-president of the Film Club, president of the Instrumental Performance Club, secretary...