The Signs as Fast Food Chains:

Aries- KFC

Taurus- Five Guys

Gemini- Burger King

Cancer- Captain D’s

Leo- Chik-fil-a

Virgo- Hardee’s

Libra- sorry I only eat kale, occasionally subway

Scorpio- Whatta Burger

Sagittarius- McDonald’s

Capricorn- In-n-Out

Aquarius- Taco Bell

Pisces- Chipotle