Weekly Horoscope: The Signs as Work Service Duties

Joy Carino and Rebecca Chen

THE SIGNS AS WORK SERVICE DUTIES

Aries– Setting alcohol on fire in chemistry classrooms

Taurus– Shack stairs

Gemini– Bathroom

Cancer– Dr. O’s mailman/mailwoman

Leo– Vacuum

Virgo– Sweeping the floors like an old spinster

Libra– Goen stairs after it rains

Scorpio– Mrs. Z’s toy soldier arranger

Sagittarius– Doesn’t do it

Capricorn– Half-heartedly sweeping and mopping

Aquarius– Spilling the mop bucket

Pisces– Cleaning up after Aquarius