Weekly Horoscope: The Signs as Work Service Duties
November 16, 2015
THE SIGNS AS WORK SERVICE DUTIES
Aries– Setting alcohol on fire in chemistry classrooms
Taurus– Shack stairs
Gemini– Bathroom
Cancer– Dr. O’s mailman/mailwoman
Leo– Vacuum
Virgo– Sweeping the floors like an old spinster
Libra– Goen stairs after it rains
Scorpio– Mrs. Z’s toy soldier arranger
Sagittarius– Doesn’t do it
Capricorn– Half-heartedly sweeping and mopping
Aquarius– Spilling the mop bucket
Pisces– Cleaning up after Aquarius